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Thank you for visiting!!! I hope that you enjoyed my website! Please note that I have just started this website as of November/3/2000, so not alot of content will be on here!!! We recently added quotes to our I Love Lucy and Mama's Family pages. Please visit them for great quotes! As for the rest, they are constantly under construction everyday. But they will be developed rapidly!! Thank you for taking the time to visit my site!!

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Website Copyright 2000/2001 CQC. All rights reserved. No one may copy or reuse ANY information on this site without WEBMASTER'S PERMISSION. Anything else on this site has been personally taken BY ME, AT CQC , and therefore I have the right to add or remove anything that I have personally created or purchased. This site was created by the webmaster using straight HTML. Animated Graphics courtesy of Tripod Animation Studio . Photos of the Golden Girls courtesy of Stargazer Webcams 1999